"Everyone wants the license to get a little dirty now and then. Our job is to keep it manageable."

You're just like those broads, never know if they're coming or going.

|| Detective Roy Earle, LAPD Vice Department. ||

  • The drivers ed teacher and that is all you need to know
Posted 2 years ago

Wow.

Sure as shit isn’t much to do around here, is there.

Posted 2 years ago

Look what the cat dragged back in.

g-mccaffrey:

vice-cop:

Nah, I remember you. Hell, who doesn’t? We’ve had your name on our list for years. 

It’s nice to know I’m so popular among you all. Shame I don’t swing your way.

Yeah, we all know you don’t bat for team capitalism, pal. 

Posted 2 years ago with 5 notes (source: vice-cop | via: g-mccaffrey-deactivated20120923)

Look what the cat dragged back in.

g-mccaffrey:

You must have me confused with someone else.

Nah, I remember you. Hell, who doesn’t? We’ve had your name on our list for years. 

(Source: vice-cop)

Posted 2 years ago with 5 notes (source: vice-cop | via: g-mccaffrey-deactivated20120923)
Tagged » #Only to my favourites. 

Look what the cat dragged back in.

( back in the sweet sweet saddle xoxoxox )

Posted 2 years ago

tricking-fate started following you

tricking-fate:

vice-cop:

Woah, pal, are you trying to say you’re ‘priceless’?

You need a haircut before you start making those claims. 

I am fine as I appear!

/backhands Roy

Quit your insolence and kneel before your king.

tricking-fate started following you

tricking-fate:

vice-cop:

tricking-fate:

vice-cop:

Is that how you sell it to the ladies?

I do not need to please women with simple tricks involving scant clothing.

Well, shit, guess you’re out of my price range.

I am not selling anything!

Woah, pal, are you trying to say you’re ‘priceless’?

You need a haircut before you start making those claims. 

Posted 2 years ago with 13 notes (source: vice-cop | via: tricking-fate-deactivated201305)

tricking-fate started following you

tricking-fate:

vice-cop:

Is that how you sell it to the ladies?

I do not need to please women with simple tricks involving scant clothing.

Well, shit, guess you’re out of my price range.

Posted 2 years ago with 13 notes (source: vice-cop | via: tricking-fate-deactivated201305)

tricking-fate started following you

tricking-fate:

vice-cop:

tricking-fate:

vice-cop:

You from the big top or the films?

Neither. I am of Asgard.

Is that a casino? Bar? Wait, wait- Let me guess.

You’re some kind of stripper.

I am a god! Asgard is worlds away!

Is that how you sell it to the ladies?

Posted 2 years ago with 13 notes (source: vice-cop | via: tricking-fate-deactivated201305)